No "Tailing" Whats Next

My plan to take over the former Soviet Union has been halted. I must find another way to get to the Wisconsin Cheese Factory so that I can continue my plot to take over the world.
In the mean time, I will keep my focus on my main chores. Yes, there are naked people to surprise in the shower, fresh laundry to keep warm and ducks to taunt outside.
The ducks, so I hear, fly south for the winter. While there is little hope of making friends with one, I plan on using extensive bribery to learn the art of their ways.
Soon, I will make it to Cuba where I plan to make a deal with Castro in exchange for my knowledge in human brainwashing. Here, I will obtain the weapons and army needed...getting me closer to my dream. Of unlimited cheese!